Boardroom Essay

1-11-12
Period 1
Boardroom Essay
       The light is finally here! The light remote is not your average remote! The light remote has the reception of a satellite. The light remote is also great for road trips because of it’s new and improved compact size! But that’s not all the light remote circuitry is said up so that it won’t ignite from pressing random buttons. My commercial should be put on after the famous three o’clock news. You are probably thinking how will this benefit our business and not just the light company’s business? Studies have shown that when we were advertising on the four o’clock news their viewing skyrocketed. This decision would be good for you and me. This is why my commercial should be on after the three o’clock news.
     The light remote is not your average remote. The light remote has been changed and altered so many times that we found a way so that the light remote is small enough to put into your pocket, but despite it’s small size it is still that really strong remote. It also has a little tiny hook with a key on it so you can put it on your key chain with the rest of your keys. Also o my ultimate light switch you do not have to say on or off, or clap, or whistle you just push a button. We have perfected the radio frequency, so that it has the reception of a top grade million dollar military satellite! You can even turn off and on the lights from up to one hundred yards away! The light remote is also virtually indestructible! But, not only all of those great claims, but there is a little tiny red light, so that you now if you are actually turning on or off the lights incase your eyes have not noticed yet.
     The light remote is also appositely spectacular for road trips! The light remote also comes with nifty batteries and replacement batteries so you don’t have to hunt through every Target, Walgreens and Home Depot for this battery. The light on the top of the light remote will blink whenever you have to change the batteries, so you don’t get harmful battery leakage all over your beautiful light remote.
Other leading brands might say that my light remote will ignite after pressing random buttons! But, I will like to put all of those rumors to rest. That is not true, we have rewired our circuitry so that can’t and won’t happen to anyone. We have also made it large enough so it can’t be swallowed by teething newborns. YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS PRODUCT!
     This is why you should put my product on after the three o’clock news. The light remote is not your average remote it has the reception of a satellite, it is also great for road trips. But that is not all the light remote circuitry is set up so it won’t ignite after pressing random buttons! This is why you should ut my product on after the three o’clock news.